Last thoughts - the rise of the Waterfordians

I actually remembered what was supposed to be third political 'odd and end' about our just concluded silly season. It is this:

With David Thompson now Prime Minister, Combermerians are going to be even more intolerable now than ever before - though I could scarecely have imagined such to be possible. The Waterfordians are already super-patriotic, crazed nutcases about their school - even those who do not ordinarily subscribe to 'group think' or loyalty to any particular cause, turn dotish at the thought of that school (yes, I mean you sungoddess!). Being able to claim a Prime Minister now is going to make them too smug for words.

Already it has begun. In last week's Weekend Nation, staunch BLP hack Ezra Alleyne was able to find some joy in his party's 20-10 drubbing by waxing poetic about Waterford:

My first order of business this morning is to congratulate Mr David Thompson on becoming our first Combermerian to ascend "up and on" to the high office of Prime Minister of this country.

I note too that my good friend Branford Taitt who managed the Democratic Labour Party (DLP) campaign, is also a former Combermerian. He, too, gets my warmest congratulations, since the old school tie remains an inseparable bond between Combermerians and transcends the political divide.

*puke*